So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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