Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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