Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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