do you believe in love at first sight?
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?