Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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