Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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