super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
