I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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