and i looked up. we had an audience...
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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