Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
whose parrot is this?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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