he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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