About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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