I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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