.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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