The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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