what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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