She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.