I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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