she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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