yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
