Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
