Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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