oh god the rape fog is back!
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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