She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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