ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Can you bring me the toilet please
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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