4 words: hood of his car
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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