We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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