whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
