I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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