He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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