Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
It's never too late to be topless.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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