We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
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the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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