you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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