physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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