Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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