sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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