He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
