It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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