Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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