I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
