Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I would ride that face into the sunset
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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