if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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