grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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