i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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