Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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