I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
