That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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