I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
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