she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
we should paint friendship bongs
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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