she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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