she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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