batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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