Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
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So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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