You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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