My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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