So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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