So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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